March 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
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How To Say Tumblr
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1dswagmastas:
How to say Tumblr like an Australian.
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How to say Tumblr like an American.
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How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.
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How to say Tumblr in Chinese.
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How to say Tumblr in British.
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February 2012
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dykestar:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
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Who wants to be my NYC chaperone?
Going to see 1D at the Today Show will be impossible if I don’t get a chaperone. I have a hotel and bus ready to be booked but my sister can’t take off work. Fuck being 17.
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
If someone has ever spoke to me like a 'british boy' it's because they were taking the piss.
person who has never actually met a british boy: makes this post
british boy in real life: eya luv you wanna get it on behind tha bins init you bang tidy luv bang tidy